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Never-Ending Birthday Card Despite everyone's best intentions, birthdays are inevitably a stressful affair. All the attention, the candles, the singing, the pressure. Why not take things to the next level and get them the Never-Ending Birthday Card This unstoppable birthday card is probably my favourite invention from Firebox recently and I can’t wait to find the perfect time to subject someone to this torture in the office. Pursuant to the General Data Protection Regulation (“GDPR”), if you are a resident of the European Economic Area (“EEA”), we process your personal information under the following lawful bases: Cards now go off when opened! We no longer force a user to press a button to activate the sound. ** Aaaaaand then they’ll probably murder you. But I think we can all agree, it’ll be totally worth it.
You can be sure they will try and do anything possible to stop this ‘celebratory’ tune by ripping, tearing, stamping, hammering, drowning or any other form of violence they can think of, but guess what, this greeting is not going away easily. Do you want to give one of your friends a birthday they'll never forget? Do you want to wish people a white Christmas with a confetti explosion? And are you sure that your friendship can withstand a prank? Or do you not really care about the relationship? Then this diabolical greeting card might be right up your alley!For a 1-piece card, it can be fun to add one motif, like a heart cutout, across the whole view. Just make sure you cut the motif into 4 quarters so you can still unfold the card. [24] X Research source
Once opened, the card will begin to play a very loud and annoying ‘Happy Birthday’ Song. The card will just play and play (for up to 3 hours!) unless you literally destroy the card! And then the fun is all over. Right?
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It’s fine to have flat decorations, like drawings or stamped designs, go past the fold lines. Just don’t place any layers of paper or raised decorations over the fold lines. WRONG AGAIN! Because when your hapless victim frantically attempts to rip the card to pieces in a flurry of red-faced embarrassment, they’ll be SHOWERED IN A CLOUD OF ANNOYING HARD-TO-GET-RID-OF GLITTER. AHAHAHAHAHAHA.
If you are a resident of the EEA, you have the right to object to processing based solely on automated decision-making (which includes profiling), when that decision-making has a legal effect on you or otherwise significantly affects you. A birthday card like no other, treat your loved ones to a gift they'll always remember. Because they wont have a choice. Because it never stops playing. Give them the gift of a permanent ear-worm combined with extreme mental anguish. Don't worry, there's a safety tab so you can sign the card and test it before the fun begins. We DO engage in fully automated decision-making that has a legal or otherwise significant effect using customer data. Wondering how to end a birthday message? These closing birthday message will enable you to find the right wording.Additionally, you can opt out of some of these services by visiting the Digital Advertising Alliance’s opt-out portal at: http://optout.aboutads.info/. Using Personal Information Our processor Shopify uses limited automated decision-making to prevent fraud that does not have a legal or otherwise significant effect on you. We share your Personal Information with service providers to help us provide our services and fulfill our contracts with you, as described above. For example:
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